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The Time-Strapped Professional
Juggling work demands with the constant fear that your car engine might decide to stage a rebellion.
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The only time I pop the hood of my car is when I'm looking for a place to stash my to-go coffee. I figure the engine can keep it warm for me. It's the ultimate multitasking vehicle.
The Car Mechanic
Dealing with clueless customers who think their car troubles are magic spells.
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Had a customer claim, "My car's engine is possessed, it starts on its own." I said, "Well, at least your car has a strong spirit. Most cars just have a weak starter.
The Overprotective Parent
Trying to teach your teenager to drive without completely losing your sanity.
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Teenagers and driving are like oil and water – they just don't mix. My daughter asked, "Why does the car engine make that noise?" I said, "That's the sound of your dad's nerves being tested.
The Road Trip Enthusiast
Balancing the excitement of hitting the open road with the realization that your engine might decide to throw a tantrum in the middle of nowhere.
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The engine light came on during a road trip, and I Googled the issue. Google said, "Possible causes: 1. Loose gas cap. 2. Alien abduction." I tightened the gas cap, just in case.
The Eco-Friendly Driver
Navigating through the world of eco-friendly engines while resisting the urge to go full Mad Max on slow electric cars.
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My electric car got a software update, and suddenly it started driving like a snail. I thought I bought a car, not a pet. Now it's more "eco" than "go.
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