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You ever try to explain the inner workings of an engine to someone, and halfway through, you realize you're just making engine noises with your mouth? Vroom vroom, folks, that's the technical term right there!
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Have you ever been in a silent room and suddenly heard that faint sound of a distant engine revving? It's like the neighborhood cat letting you know it's on the prowl.
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Why is it that whenever I try to sound knowledgeable about engines, I suddenly start talking like a character from a 'Fast and Furious' movie? "Bro, you gotta get that turbocharged, supercharged, nitro-fueled beast!
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Ever think about how boat engines are the unsung heroes of the sea? While we're out there enjoying the waves, they're down below working overtime, thinking, "Man, I hope they packed enough snacks.
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Speaking of engines, have you ever popped the hood of your car, stared at the engine, and thought, "Yep, that's where my money went this month." It's like having a pet that eats only dollar bills.
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Isn't it funny how we name some engines like they're beloved pets? You've got Mustangs, Vipers, and even Camaros. I'm just waiting for someone to name their engine "Fluffy.
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You know you're getting old when the only engine you care about is the one in your lawnmower. And let's be real, trying to start that thing feels like a workout for your patience.
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I always find it amusing when people refer to their engines with affection, like they're talking about a family member. "Oh, this baby's got a V8 heart!" Yeah, and a penchant for eating your wallet.
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You ever notice how car engines are like introverts at a party? You rev them up, and they're all like, "Hey, I'm just here to do my job, okay? No need to make a scene!
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