17 Jokes For Dwayne

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Updated on: Jan 26 2025

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Why did Dwayne become a beekeeper? He wanted to be surrounded by a hive of activity!
Why did Dwayne start a paper business? He wanted to be tearable at it!
Why did Dwayne become a gardener? Because he wanted to grow old gracefully!
Dwayne tried to start a seafood business, but he couldn't find good sole. Now he's just fishing for compliments!
Dwayne tried to be a baker, but he couldn't make enough dough. Now he's just knead-y for a good laugh!
Dwayne opened a restaurant called 'Planet of the Grapes.' It's a real vine dining experience!
I asked Dwayne if he knew how to use herbs. He said, 'I'm not sure, but I can spice things up!

Dwayne's Divide

Dwayne's like a walking traffic light, perpetually stuck between red, green, and yellow. If only his decisions were as clear as his indecision!

Dwayne's Daily Drama

Dwayne's like the weatherman of his own life, forever in a debate between wearing shorts or pants. You'd think he was forecasting a storm with the way he deliberates over clothing choices.

Dwayne's Dual Destinies

Dwayne's like a human Magic 8-Ball, perpetually stuck between yes and no. He's the reason the phrase indecisive was invented.

Dwayne's Dichotomy

Dwayne's the kind of guy who can’t choose between sweet or savory, so he just ends up having a bowl of cereal with a slice of pizza on the side. Hey, who said you can't have it all at once?

The Dilemma of Dwayne's Devices

You give Dwayne a new phone, and he spends hours agonizing over whether to use dark mode or light mode. Dude, it’s a phone, not a life-altering decision!

Dwayne and the Identity Crisis

Dwayne’s the kind of guy who looks like he’s constantly torn between being a gym bro and starting his own poetry slam. It’s like his biceps are screaming lift, but his soul whispers rhyme.

Dwayne, the Decision-Making Dynamo

You know, Dwayne’s a unique fellow. He’s the only person I know who can spend an hour deciding between Coke and Pepsi, then end up getting a glass of water. The struggle is real, folks.

The Dilemma of Dwayne

I met a guy named Dwayne, and I think his parents couldn’t decide whether to name him after The Rock or The Paper. Poor guy, stuck in a perpetual game of rock-paper-scissors with himself!

Dwayne's Double Trouble

Ever seen Dwayne at a buffet? That guy can’t decide whether to pile up his plate high or pretend he’s on a diet. It's like watching a seesaw in action.

Dwayne's Dilemma

You ever meet someone named Dwayne? Man, that name sounds like it's trying to decide between being a door or a window. Should I swing or slide today?

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