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Why did the broom get an award? It swept through its duties with flying colors!
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Why did the duty get promoted? It always went above and beyond the call of duty!
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Why did the duty roster go to therapy? It had too many issues to handle!
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What did the duty say to the procrastinator? 'You can delay, but you can't escape!
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I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm in a much kneaded profession—my civic duty!
Duty and the Snooze Button
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Duty and my snooze button have this ongoing rivalry. Every morning, duty's trying to wake me up, and my snooze button is like, Nah, let the guy sleep a little longer. I bet duty and the snooze button meet up in the kitchen at night, plotting against my morning productivity.
Duty's Motivational Quotes
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Duty loves throwing motivational quotes at me, like, The early bird catches the worm. Well, duty, I'm not a bird, and I'm not hunting for worms. Can't we just have a motivational quote that says, The person who enjoys a good nap catches happiness? That's a quote I can get behind.
Duty's Bad Timing
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Why does duty always have the worst timing? It's like a ninja that sneaks up on you when you least expect it. I'm in the middle of procrastinating, and boom, duty shows up like, Surprise! Time to be productive. Duty, can we reschedule this meeting for never?
Duty and Procrastination Olympics
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I'm a gold medalist in the Procrastination Olympics, and duty is the judge who always gives me a low score. Oh, you waited until the last minute? Minus points for you! Duty, I'm not an overachiever; I'm a thrill-seeker in the world of deadlines.
Duty's GPS Tracker
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I'm convinced duty has a GPS tracker on me. Every time I try to escape responsibility, it's like duty has this sixth sense. I can be on a deserted island, and duty would find me, waving a to-do list in my face. I swear, duty is the ultimate tracking device for adulting.
Duty vs. My Couch
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I try to be responsible, you know? But duty and my couch have this epic battle going on. Duty's like, You should be working, and my couch is like, But isn't lounging a form of self-care? I swear, if my couch could talk, it would have a heated debate with duty about the importance of relaxation.
Duty, the Uninvited Guest
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Duty is like that uninvited guest who shows up at your party and won't leave. I'm having a good time, enjoying the party of life, and duty walks in like, I heard there's fun happening here. Mind if I join? Yes, duty, I mind! Can't you see I'm busy living my best life?
Duty Calls
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You ever notice how duty is a lot like that annoying friend who calls you at the worst possible time? You're in the middle of a Netflix binge, enjoying life, and suddenly duty's on the line, like, Hey, I know you're having fun, but have you considered being responsible? Duty, buddy, can you not see I'm busy binge-watching my favorite show?
Duty's To-Do List
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Duty's to-do list is like a scroll that never ends. I finish one task, and duty's like, Congratulations! Here are ten more things you need to do. It's like trying to play a game where the rules keep changing, and duty is the game master who never lets you win.
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