5 Jokes For Duty

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Updated on: Sep 17 2024

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The Overworked IT Guy

Balancing duty and user ignorance
My job is to fix computers, not people. But every time someone asks if I can fix their marriage by rebooting their spouse, a part of me dies inside.

The Responsible Pet Owner

Balancing the duty of pet care and the expectations of a spoiled pet
My parrot has learned to mimic the microwave beep. Now, every time he wants attention, he just sits in his cage and beeps until I come running. I have a bird with a better sense of timing than most stand-up comedians.

The Obedient Robot Vacuum

Cleaning duty vs. Personal boundaries
I caught my robot vacuum whispering to my Roomba, "Don't just clean, overachieve. Leave no dust bunny behind. Our owner deserves perfection." I think it's been watching motivational speeches.

The Overambitious Office Intern

Navigating duty and the desire to climb the corporate ladder
I overheard my boss saying, "We need someone young and full of energy for this project." Now I'm in charge of refilling the office coffee machine because apparently, that's a youth skill.

The Overzealous Security Guard

Balancing duty and boredom
I asked the security guard at the museum how his day was going. He said, "Quiet, until a group of kids tried to reenact 'Night at the Museum.' I had to draw the line when they brought their pet hamster.

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