7 Dru Ks Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 20 2024

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Why did the druk bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked my druk friend for a lighter, and he handed me his wallet. Apparently, he wanted me to burn some cash!
Why did the druk bring a map to the bar? In case he got 'beered' away!
Why did the druk try to become a gardener? He heard it was 'gin' and tonic for stress relief!
How do you know if a druk is an expert on wine? They can open the bottle without breaking the cork!
How do you get a druk off your porch? Pay for the pizza!
Did you hear about the druk who tried to cut back on alcohol? He missed the point!

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