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Why did the druk refuse to believe he was intoxicated? He thought he was just experiencing a 'spiritual' awakening!
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Why did the druk visit the bookstore? He heard they had 'spirited' reads!
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Dru ks - It's the only time my computer questions my identity. 'Are you sure you're the owner of this account?' Well, judging by my typing, even I'm not sure anymore.
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Dru ks - I thought that was a new energy drink until I realized it's just my neighbor's attempt at spelling 'drunk' on Facebook. I guess autocorrect doesn't work when you've had one too many!
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Dru ks - The only time I'm a skilled multitasker is when I'm trying to type coherent sentences after a few drinks. It's like my fingers are on a booze-fueled adventure across the keyboard.
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Dru ks - I recently discovered a hidden talent – typing with one eye closed. Turns out, it's not as useful as I thought. My boss didn't appreciate the email that began with 'Dae Jim, I'm not feeliug too well today.'
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Dru ks - You know you've reached a new level of inebriation when even your keyboard is slurring its letters. My laptop once tried to type 'pizza' and ended up with 'pizzzzzzzzzahhhhhhhh.'
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Dru ks - My phone's autocorrect is my sober companion, desperately trying to translate my messages from 'Are you dru ks?' to 'Are you okay?'. Well, thanks for checking in, smartphone, but I'm in a committed relationship with this bottle of wine.
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Dru ks - If my keyboard could talk, it would have a master's degree in gibberish. I tried to type 'I love you' to my significant other, and it came out as 'Uoeyl oiiiu.' It's the thought that counts, right?
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Dru ks - It's the only language where emojis are the most effective means of communication. I once sent a friend a series of beer mugs and party hats, and they somehow understood I needed a ride home.
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Dru ks - It's like my keyboard is playing a prank on me, turning my heartfelt messages into a game of drunk Scrabble. I sent a 'I miss you' that somehow turned into 'I mias yoi.' Ah, the sweet poetry of intoxication.
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