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Have you ever been in a conversation where everyone is making plans, and you're just nodding along, pretending to understand? It's like trying to decode the 'dru ks' of socializing. "Yeah, sure, let's meet there, do that, and then 'dru ks' at the end, right?
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I overheard a couple arguing, and one of them shouted, "You never listen, it's like you're in a constant state of 'dru ks'!" I thought, well, that's one way to describe a selective hearing problem.
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You know you're getting old when you start making "dru ks" your evening plans. "Honey, cancel the dinner reservations. Tonight, we're staying in and having a wild 'dru ks' party in the living room.
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Dru ks" must be the secret code for when your GPS takes you on the scenic route, and you're desperately trying to find your way home. "Turn left, turn right, just get me out of this 'dru ks' maze!
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I went to a party, and they had a 'dru ks' corner – you know, where all the introverts gathered, secretly wishing they were at home binge-watching their favorite shows. It's like a support group for people who'd rather be on their couch.
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I tried playing Scrabble with my friends, and someone threw in "dru ks" as a word. I challenged it, and they said it's a new term for when your keyboard gets tipsy and starts typing nonsense. I guess autocorrect had a bit too much to drink.
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You ever get so lost in a book that you start speaking 'dru ks' fluently? Someone asks you what the book is about, and all you can say is, "Well, it's a gripping tale of romance, mystery, and a touch of 'dru ks'.
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You ever notice how "dru ks" sounds like the noise your stomach makes when you're trying to sneak out of a boring meeting? "Excuse me, boss, I need to go to the restroom. My stomach is pulling a serious 'dru ks' protest.
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I found a fortune cookie that said, "Embrace the 'dru ks' within." I'm not sure if it's profound life advice or just the universe's way of telling me to buy more wine.
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