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Why was the double standard always afraid? It had too many skeletons in its closet!
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Why don't double standards ever get invited to parties? They always create double trouble!
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Did you hear about the double standard that got lost? It couldn't find its way back to equality!
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Why did the double standard get a job at the circus? It was great at juggling different rules!
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Why don't double standards ever win in a race? They're too busy changing the rules halfway!
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Why did the double standard get into trouble? It couldn’t decide which side to stand on!
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Why did the double standard refuse to play cards? It didn't want to deal with equality!
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Why did the double standard go to school? To learn how to make exceptions!
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What did one double standard say to the other? 'I’ll hold you to a different standard!
The Double Standard Gala
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Ever notice how when a cat naps all day, it's relaxation. But when I do it, I'm lazy and need to find a job. Talk about a rigged system!
The Double Standard Chronicles
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You know what’s weird? When a kid scribbles on a wall, it's a masterpiece in the making. But when I try to add my personal touch to the Mona Lisa, suddenly it's a crime scene.
Double Standard Double Trouble
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I tried wearing sweatpants to a fancy restaurant once. They kicked me out! Yet, I've seen dogs wearing sweaters and getting applause. Where's the justice?
The Grand Double Standard Show
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When my neighbor's dog barks all night, it's adorable. But when I start singing show tunes at 3 am, suddenly I’m disturbing the peace.
Welcome to the Double Standard Parade!
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When a squirrel hoards nuts, it's smart survival tactics. But when I hoard chocolate bars, suddenly I have a problem.
That's the Double Standard!
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Ever notice how when a baby throws food, it's seen as cute? But when I throw my salad at someone during a business meeting, suddenly I’m unprofessional.
The Double Standard Jamboree
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When a bear steals a picnic basket, it's cute and mischievous. But when I take a single french fry from someone's plate, suddenly it's theft.
The Double Standard Dilemma
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You know what's funny? We live in a world where it's perfectly acceptable for a cat to knock things off a table, but when I do it, suddenly I'm rude and not welcome at family gatherings.
Double Standards: A Comedy of Errors
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I once wore pajamas to a supermarket and they called security! Yet, I've seen toddlers in superhero costumes and no one bats an eye. Discrimination, I tell you!
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