5 Jokes For Double Standard

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Updated on: Jan 20 2025

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My friend said, 'I live by a double standard.' I replied, 'At least it's not a triple – that’d be over-the-top!
I tried balancing on a double standard once, but I ended up with an uneven perspective!
A double standard walked into a bar. The bartender said, 'You're not welcome here – I've got a strict single standard policy!
I used to have a double standard, but I had to split it in two for fairness’ sake!
I asked my boss about double standards at work. He said, 'We prefer to call them “asymmetrical expectations”. Sounds fancier!

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