16 Jokes For Donner Party

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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Why did the donner party bring a chef to the mountains? They heard he was an expert at 'high-altitude' cooking!
Why did the donner party bring a ladder to the desert? They heard the food was up there in the food chain!
I tried telling the donner party a joke about the desert, but it was too dry for them!
Why did the donner party start a newsletter? They wanted to share their 'bite-sized' travel tips!
Why did the donner party start a band during their journey? They heard the mountains had great 'rock' formations!
Why did the donner party bring a compass? To make sure their meals had direction!
The Donner Party – proving that even in dire situations, there's always room for dark humor. After all, laughter is the best way to thaw out a chilly atmosphere!
I hear the Donner Party had a great sense of humor. I mean, they say laughter is the best seasoning, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't enough to make human jerky appetizing!
You know you're in trouble when your dinner party ends up being a 'Donner Party' – the only party where the main course is 'freeze-dried friend'!
Hosting a Donner Party is like playing Russian Roulette with a fondue pot – someone's gonna get skewered!
Planning a Donner Party-themed potluck – where everyone brings a dish, and you hope it's not you!
You know it's a wild dinner party when the conversation goes from small talk to 'How many calories are in a thigh?'
The Donner Party - where the only thing colder than their journey was the waiter who served their last supper!
The Donner Party – because nothing says 'bon appétit' like having your friends for dinner, literally!
I invited my neighbors over for a dinner party, and they were expecting a cozy evening, but I accidentally sent them a 'Donner Party' invitation. Needless to say, they brought their own snacks!
I tried hosting a Donner Party once, but it turns out people prefer hot wings over frostbitten fingers. Who knew?

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