5 Jokes For Donner Party

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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The Vegetarian Survivor

Trying to stick to a vegetarian diet in desperate times
Surviving the donner party as a vegetarian was tough. My friends were all, "Try the liver, it's the most tender!" I was like, "No thanks, I'm more of a tofu person myself.

The Inquisitive Tourist

Confusion and curiosity about donner party customs
I thought the donner party was a new food festival. When they started passing around body parts, I was like, "Wait, is this farm-to-table or from grave-to-table? I need clarification for my blog.

The Cannibal Chef

Balancing culinary passion with ethical choices
The donner party chef wanted to open a restaurant. His tagline? "Where you're not just the guest, you're also on the menu. Bon appétit, or should I say, 'bone' appétit!

The Complaining Cannibal

Complaining about the lack of variety in human cuisine
Donner party dinners got boring fast. I suggested, "Let's spice things up! How about a theme night? Italian, Mexican, Thai... Oh wait, we only have American.

The Paranoid Member

Constant fear of being the next course on the menu
I tried to make friends, but in the donner party, it was hard. I'd say, "Hey, let's stick together!" They'd reply, "Sure, for survival... or seasoning?

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