10 Jokes For Donner Party

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Updated on: Jan 31 2025

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I tried convincing my friends to go on a camping trip, but they were like, "Nah, we don't want a Donner Party 2.0." I guess they're not fans of survival horror.
You ever get stuck in traffic and think, "Well, at least I'm not part of the Donner Party." I mean, talk about a bad road trip.
Planning a family vacation feels a bit like organizing the Donner Party reunion. You just hope no one gets lost on the way to the bathroom.
Has anyone else noticed that the Donner Party had the ultimate potluck? I mean, everyone brought something to the table, and it got a bit too chilly.
Do you think the Donner Party regretted not having a snack aisle nearby? "Excuse me, do you have trail mix? No? Well, this is awkward.
You know, I was reading about the Donner Party the other day. They were like the pioneers of meal prep, but things didn't quite work out for them in the end.
Whenever I face a tough decision, I ask myself, "What would the Donner Party do?" It's surprisingly effective at putting things into perspective.
Trying to navigate the dating scene feels a bit like being part of the Donner Party. You're just hoping to find someone who won't leave you stranded in a snowy forest of loneliness.
I was thinking about hosting a dinner party, but then I remembered the Donner Party. Suddenly, takeout sounded like a much safer option.
Imagine if the Donner Party had smartphones. They could have ordered pizza and avoided the whole cannibalism thing. "One large with extra desperation, please!

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