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Why did the Dominican ice cream truck play salsa music? Because it wanted to give everyone a taste of the cool beat!
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Why did the Dominican chef bring a ladder to the kitchen? Because he heard the recipe was over his head!
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Why did the Dominican car get a ticket? It couldn't find a parking s-pot-ato!
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Why did the Dominican smartphone go to therapy? It had too many missed connections!
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Why did the Dominican cat sit on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
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Why did the Dominican athlete bring a pencil to the race? To draw attention to himself!
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I admire Dominicans. They can turn a backyard barbecue into a full-blown party with just a speaker and some plantains. It's like, 'Who needs a DJ when you've got abuela on the maracas?'
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I once asked a Dominican friend for directions, and I swear, by the time they finished explaining, I could have written a novel! 'Okay, so you go straight, take a left at the mango tree, and then you'll see the colmado where Juanito's cousin works!'
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Dominicans have a secret weapon—Sancocho. It's not just a soup; it's a remedy for everything! Feeling sick? Have some Sancocho. Heartbroken? Sancocho will fix it. Zombie apocalypse? You bet Sancocho is the answer!
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I've learned that when a Dominican says 'I'll be there in 5 minutes,' it's more like a suggestion from the universe than an actual timeframe. Time operates differently in Dominican Standard Time—more like 'eventually o'clock!'
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If you want to learn negotiation skills, observe a Dominican in action at the market. They could haggle the price of coconuts down to the cost of a postage stamp! 'Come on, give me the family discount, primo!'
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Dominicans are so laid-back, even their road rage sounds like a reggaeton remix! 'Move your car, pero like, slowly, bro!'
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Ever noticed how Dominicans speak? They don't just say 'hello.' It's a full-on performance! '¡Hola! ¿Cómo tú estás? ¿Cómo va la familia?' It's like every conversation is auditioning for a telenovela!
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Dominican moms have a superpower. They can simultaneously feed you, scold you, and plan your future marriage—all in one conversation! 'Eat your arroz con pollo, don't slouch, and by the way, Maria's daughter is single!'
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You know you're at a Dominican household when you ask for a snack, and suddenly you're presented with enough food to feed a small village for a week! 'Oh, you wanted a little something? How about a feast?'
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