5 Jokes About Dominicans

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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Dominican Cuisine

The battle between diet plans and the irresistible allure of mangu and tostones
My doctor told me to cut back on fried food, but then I had mofongo. It's like Dominicans took every healthy eating plan, rolled it into a ball, and deep-fried it. My cholesterol just nodded in approval.

Dominican Baseball Fans

Passionate love for baseball clashing with the reality of the game
Dominican baseball games are intense. I saw a guy propose to his girlfriend during the seventh-inning stretch. She said yes, but the real test will be if they make it through extra innings without breaking up.

Dominican Beachgoers

The struggle between relaxation and the fear of becoming too dark
My friend invited me to the beach, and I asked if there would be sunscreen. She said, "Of course, but it's just for show. We apply it, then lie under the sun for hours, hoping to turn into a golden empanada.

Dominican Traffic

Navigating the chaos of Santo Domingo's streets
I once got stuck in traffic behind a guy with a bumper sticker that said, "Honk if you love mangu." I honked, and he threw a plantain at my car. I guess he wanted a more literal response.

Dominican Grandmas

Balancing traditional values with modern trends
My grandma believes in the power of a good curse to keep away bad spirits. I told her I had a headache, and she said, "Let me get the holy water and the wooden spoon. We'll chase that headache away – demons hate a good wooden spoon.

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