6+ Best One Liners Jokes For dog with no leg

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I saw a three-legged dog at the park chasing his tail. It took him a little longer, but he got there eventually!

I asked my neighbor if his dog with no leg could still bark. He said, 'Of course, he just does it sitting down!

I tried to play fetch with my friend's three-legged dog. It turned into more of a 'hop and retrieve' situation!

What did the dog with no leg say to the ball? 'You can roll, but you can't hide!

I met a dog with no leg who could do math. He was really good at 'subtraction'!

My neighbor has a three-legged dog named 'Skip.' I asked why that name, and he said, 'Because that's what he does!

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