5 Jokes For Dog With No Leg

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 16 2025

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The Ambitious Fetcher

A dog with no leg trying to fetch a stick
I told my neighbor's three-legged dog that my dog with no leg can fetch better. Now they're having a fetch-off – it's like the Olympics, but for canines!

The Buried Treasure Digger

A dog with no leg attempting to dig for buried treasure
I asked my dog with no leg if he found any treasure yet. He said, "Well, I did uncover a sock from last winter. Does that count as gold?

The Marathon Runner

A dog with no leg participating in a doggy marathon
My neighbor's dog with no leg joined a marathon. The other dogs were sprinting, and he was doing a slow hop. It's not about speed; it's about the hopportunity!

The Gardener

A dog with no leg trying to plant a garden
I asked my dog with no leg if he has a green thumb. He said, "No, but I have a brown paw, and that's close enough for gardening, right?

The Yoga Enthusiast

A dog with no leg attempting yoga poses
I caught my dog with no leg doing yoga in the living room. His signature move is the "Sit and Stare at the Ceiling Pose." Very advanced, I must say!

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