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I asked the owner of the three-legged dog how he walks him, and he said, "We just take shorter walks." Shorter walks? That dog has a built-in excuse to avoid exercise. I need to learn that trick – maybe sprain an ankle or something.
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Have you ever tried playing hide and seek with a three-legged dog? It's like a game of hide and "I'm gonna catch you, just give me a sec." That dog's stealth mode is more of a wobble, but hey, points for enthusiasm.
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I overheard a conversation at the dog park about the three-legged wonder, and someone asked, "Can he do tricks?" The owner replied, "Sure, he's mastered the art of the tripod sit – it's all about balance and a touch of finesse.
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You ever seen a dog with no leg? I mean, I get it, we all have those lazy days where we just want to stay in bed, but this dog took it to a whole new level. I asked him what happened, and he said he was trying to keep up with the neighborhood squirrels in a three-legged race. Tough competition, I guess.
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You know, I saw a dog with no leg at the park, and it made me realize how much we take for granted. This dog was out there, rolling in the grass, not a care in the world. Meanwhile, I stubbed my toe on the sidewalk and acted like I'd been shot in a war zone.
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I saw a dog with no leg the other day, and I couldn't help but think it's living the minimalist lifestyle we all aspire to. No need for fancy shoes, just a solid hopping technique. I bet he's the most efficient fetch player in town – one leap, and he's back with the ball.
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I met a dog with no leg, and I thought, "Man, if he ever joins a gang, they better call him 'Hopalong.'” He'd be the most intimidating member – not because of his bark, but because of his unique approach to a getaway.
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So, I saw a three-legged dog chasing its tail, and I thought, "Is that considered a solo game of spin the bottle?" I mean, he's literally going in circles, but at least he's keeping himself entertained.
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You ever notice how three-legged dogs are the most optimistic creatures? They hop around like they own the place, spreading inspiration. I mean, if a dog with one less leg than usual can have a positive outlook, I should probably stop complaining about my Wi-Fi being slow.
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