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I tried to make a pun about dodging, but I just couldn't dodge the fact that it was a terrible idea.
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What's a dodger's favorite type of footwear? Sneakers, because they help with quick dodges and escapes!
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What's a dodger's favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat, so it can dodge to the rhythm!
Dodger's Escape Room Lifestyle
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Dodger's life is like a permanent escape room. I tried inviting him for a game night, and he said, I've been playing the ultimate game for years—it's called 'Avoiding Everyone.' I guess I should be impressed by his commitment to the challenge.
Dodger's Ninja Training Academy
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I think Dodger is secretly running a ninja training academy in his garage. I mean, every time I go over there, I hear hushed whispers and see people practicing disappearing acts. Last time I went, I asked if he was teaching a course on evading small talk—turns out, that's just a bonus lesson.
Dodger, the Vanishing Act Expert
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I asked Dodger how he manages to disappear so quickly, and he said, It's all about misdirection. Then he handed me a brochure for his disappearing masterclass. Now I know why he's never around when you need help moving furniture—he's too busy perfecting his teleportation skills.
Dodger's Invisibility Cloak
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Dodger must have an invisibility cloak. I mean, I tried playing hide and seek with him once, and I'm pretty sure he just stood still in plain sight, chanting, You can't see me, you can't see me. Dodger, buddy, it's time to upgrade from the cloak to a social skills workshop.
Dodger's Social Media Mystery
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Dodger is the only person I know who can make social media feel like a suspense thriller. I'll see his profile picture, and I'm like, Did Dodger finally rejoin society? Nope, he just changed his profile picture to keep us all on the edge of our digital seats.
Dodger's Ghost Protocol
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Dodger takes ghosting to a whole new level. I texted him once, and it was like sending a message to the void. I even considered hiring a psychic to get in touch with him. They said, I sense Dodger's presence, but then they admitted they were just guessing because Dodger never really left any psychic breadcrumbs.
Dodger's Socially Distanced Friendship
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Dodger is so committed to social distancing; he's been practicing it for years. I suggested we hang out, and he replied, Sorry, I'm already booked for the next decade. Dodger, it's not social distancing if you're distancing yourself from society altogether!
Dodger's Secret Identity
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I'm starting to think Dodger is a superhero in disguise. His power? The incredible ability to make plans vanish in thin air. If he's not fighting crime, he's probably out there, erasing dinner dates and weekend barbecues from existence. Dodger, the hero we didn't know we needed—or wanted.
Dodger's Stealth Mode
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Dodger is so stealthy; he makes ninjas look like amateurs. I tried throwing a surprise party for him once, but he somehow sensed it and changed his address. Now, I'm just sitting there with a cake and a bunch of disappointed friends. Dodger, if you're listening, come back—we have cake waiting for you... somewhere.
Dodger's Dilemma
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You ever notice how my neighbor, Dodger, has the magical ability to disappear the moment he sees me outside? I'm convinced he's training for the next hide-and-seek world championship. I mean, even my dog is like, Where did Dodger go? Maybe I should start charging admission for people to witness his Houdini-level escapades.
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