5 Jokes For Dodger

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Dodging DIY Projects

Struggling with home improvement tasks
I asked a dodger to paint my walls. They said, "Why paint when you can embrace the rustic look of peeling wallpaper? It's dodging trends, literally!

Dodging the Diet

Attempting to avoid healthy eating
People say I should eat more greens, but I'm like a dodger in a vegetable aisle – I can't commit to a salad; I need a witness protection program for my taste buds!

Dodging Social Situations

The fear of socializing
My dodging skills are so advanced; I once avoided a high school reunion by changing my name and moving to another country. They'll never find me now!

The Dodger's Dilemma

Trying to avoid responsibilities
I asked a dodger for relationship advice. They said, "Just dodge the commitment bullet – it's a game-changer!

Dodging Technology

Resisting the urge to constantly check smartphones
Dodging texts is an art form. If there were an Olympic sport for it, I'd have a gold medal – if I bothered to show up to the ceremony.

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