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Dodging awkward conversations is an Olympic sport in my book. When someone starts talking about their weird dreams or their cat's dietary preferences, I'm out of there like a stealthy conversational ninja.
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Dodging spoilers for your favorite TV show is a full-time job. You become a secret agent, navigating social media like a minefield, hoping not to stumble upon a plot twist bomb.
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Dodging the person with the clipboard on the street trying to get you to save the planet. Sorry, buddy, but I'm already on a mission to save myself from awkward conversations and guilt trips.
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Dodging the incoming call from your mom when you said you'd call her back an hour ago. It's like playing hide-and-seek, but with caller ID.
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Dodging people you know in public is a skill we all secretly master. I see someone from high school in the grocery store, and suddenly I'm the Houdini of avoiding eye contact.
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Dodging the grocery store cashier's small talk is an art. I just want to buy my snacks in peace, not engage in a deep conversation about the weather. I'll stick with my small talk ninja moves, thank you.
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You ever notice how crossing the street is like a real-life game of Frogger? Dodging cars left and right, and just praying you don't end up as someone's high score.
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Dodging slow walkers on the sidewalk should be an Olympic event. I've got places to be, and I can't have Granny McSnail pacing in front of me like she's on a leisurely stroll.
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Dodging my own reflection in a store window – because who needs that reality check? I'm here to shop, not to be confronted by the fact that I can't pull off skinny jeans like the mannequin.
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