6 Jokes For Disturb

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Updated on: Mar 09 2025

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I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I told my computer I needed some space. Now it won't stop giving me pop-up ads for NASA.

My cat and I have a love-hate relationship. I love her, and she hates when I disturb her nap.

My neighbor knocked on my door at 2 AM. Good thing I was up playing my drums.

My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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