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A Hairdresser
Disturbing clients with awkward small talk
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My hairdresser asked me if I wanted layers. I said, "Sure, as long as they don't include stories about your weekend plans.
An Alarm Clock
Waking people up in the morning
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I asked my alarm clock for a raise in the number of hours I get to sleep. It laughed and hit the snooze button.
A Dog
Barking at every little noise
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My dog thinks it's a great guard dog. I had to break the news to it gently: "Barking at the mailman isn't exactly a top-secret mission, buddy.
A Nosy Neighbor
Constantly prying into other people's business
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My neighbor knocked on my door at 3 am. I said, "This better be good." They replied, "I just wanted to know what you were dreaming about.
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