8 Jokes For Dictionaries

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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I used to be a comedian, but I couldn't find the right jokes. Now I'm a dictionary because I define humor!
I asked my dictionary for advice. It told me, 'You can't define happiness, but you can experience it!
Why did the dictionary bring a ladder to the library? To help people reach the next level of knowledge!
Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus? They were no longer on the same page!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a banker because I need money. My life is a series of puns!
Why did the dictionary never get invited to parties? It always had too many definitions and couldn't find the right words to say!
Why don't dictionaries ever get into arguments? They always strive to find a common definition!
I used to be a word in the dictionary, but then I got too tired of being defined. Now I just make up my own meanings!

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