5 Jokes For Dictionaries

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

I asked the librarian if they had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

I used to be a chef, but I couldn't make enough money. Now I write dictionaries because I know how to make definitions!

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