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The Time Traveler
Wondering if dictionaries still exist in the future
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I time-traveled to the future and asked for a dictionary. They handed me a chip and said, "Just plug it into your brain." I miss the good old days of flipping through pages and paper cuts.
The Lazy Linguist
Wondering why we can't just use emojis instead of words
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I suggested making a dictionary entirely in emojis. Turns out, it's already a thing. It's called hieroglyphics, and the Egyptians beat us to it!
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing dictionaries are secretly controlling our language
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I found a hidden message in the dictionary. If you rearrange the letters in "lexicon," you get "ex-clone." Coincidence? I think not. They're cloning words and then kicking them out!
The Literal Linguist
Taking words too literally and getting confused
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I asked the dictionary about self-esteem. It said, "confidence in one's worth or abilities." So now I'm sitting here wondering if my dictionary believes in itself.
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