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Dependence on social media has turned us into amateur detectives. I can find out what someone had for breakfast five years ago, but I can't remember where I left my keys this morning. Priorities, right?
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Have you ever noticed that we only remember our dependence on something when it's not there? I was perfectly fine until the Wi-Fi went down, and suddenly I felt like a character in a post-apocalyptic movie searching for a signal like it's the last hope for humanity.
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I've realized our dependence on autocorrect has turned us into accidental poets. I sent a text saying, "I'll be there in a sex," instead of "sec." Now, I'm not just fashionably late; I'm creating a new unit of time.
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Our reliance on instant messaging has made us terrible at patience. Waiting for a response feels like an eternity. It's like, "Come on, it's been three whole minutes! Is our friendship over, or are you just in a tunnel?
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Dependence on coffee is a universal truth. I don't even know who I am until I've had my morning cup. If aliens ever invade, just hand them a latte, and I guarantee they'll be too buzzed to conquer anything.
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Dependence on streaming services has made us professional binge-watchers. The other day, I finished an entire series in one sitting. I felt accomplished until I realized my greatest achievement was sitting still for eight hours straight.
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You ever notice how our dependency on technology has turned us into a bunch of modern-day wizards? I mean, we used to be impressed by pulling a rabbit out of a hat, but now, if someone can find the TV remote without using the search function, we're like, "Whoa, Houdini!
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We've become so dependent on online shopping that when I actually go to a physical store, I feel like I've entered an alternate dimension. I half-expect to see a sign saying, "You are now leaving the Internet.
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We're so reliant on GPS these days that if I were reincarnated as a lost explorer, my first instinct would be to look for the little blue dot on Google Maps. "Honey, I think Magellan took a wrong turn at Cape Horn. Siri, can you recalculate the route?
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