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Why did the pencil and eraser break up? The pencil couldn't handle the constant erasing of its mistakes.
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Why did the tree break up with the forest? It needed space and couldn't handle the constant leafy dependence.
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Why did the spreadsheet break up with the calculator? It couldn't handle its emotional dependents!
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Why did the bicycle break up with the unicycle? It needed a partner it could depend on!
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Why did the lamp and the light bulb break up? The lamp couldn't handle the constant dependence on its partner's energy!
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Why did the chair break up with the table? It needed some space and couldn't handle the constant dependency.
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Why did the shoe and the sock break up? The shoe couldn't handle the sock's dependence – it always wanted to be paired up!
The Fridge Dependency
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My refrigerator has this uncanny ability to detect when I'm on a diet. It's like it's programmed to start making weird noises just as I'm about to reach for that tub of ice cream. It's the ultimate diet buddy, or should I say, diet saboteur?
The Lost Remote Saga
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Losing the TV remote is like playing hide-and-seek with a tiny, emotionless wizard. It hides in the weirdest places. I found it in the fridge once. I guess even remotes need a chill day.
Dependency Anonymous
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I joined a support group for people who can't live without their smartphones. We call it Dependency Anonymous. The first step is admitting you have a problem; the second step is trying to find the meeting location without Google Maps.
GPS Blues
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I rely on my GPS so much that if it ever gained consciousness, it would probably file a restraining order against me. I can just imagine it saying, Turn left... and please, for the love of satellites, give me some space!
The Codependency Tango
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You ever notice how relationships are like software? It's all about that 'depend' function. I'm just waiting for my girlfriend to upgrade me to 'Boyfriend 2.0.' Hopefully, it comes with fewer bugs and better compatibility!
Power Struggle
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I realized how dependent I am on electricity during a recent power outage. I was so bored; I actually read a book. You know it's bad when you resort to ancient technology like paper and ink.
Social Media Dependency
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I'm so addicted to social media that if my doctor told me I had one day left to live, I'd spend it updating my status to Dying LOL. It's the modern way of letting everyone know you're kicking the bucket.
WiFi Wars
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You know your relationship is in trouble when your partner's love is as strong as their WiFi signal. I told my significant other, Honey, I need a stronger connection, not a disconnection!
The Couch Commando
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My roommate is so dependent on the TV remote that if it had a name, I'm pretty sure he'd have it tattooed on his arm. Last night, he asked me if I'd seen 'Click.' I said, Yeah, it's in your hand, man!
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