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You ever find yourself in a department store and suddenly it feels like you're in the Hunger Games? I mean, seriously, it's survival of the fittest in there. You've got people sprinting down aisles like it's the final lap of a marathon just to grab that last discounted toaster. It's a battlefield, folks! And don't even get me started on the checkout lines. I think I aged a year just waiting in line once. I entered the line with a smile, and by the time I got to the cashier, I had a long beard and a walking stick!
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Why do they design department stores like a labyrinth? I swear, it's like a cruel experiment in navigation. You enter to buy a shirt, and suddenly you're in the camping section wondering if you need a tent! And the signs, oh boy, don't even rely on those. They'll tell you the women's section is on the right, but you'll end up in the pet department trying on dog sweaters. And when you finally find what you're looking for, it's like discovering the Holy Grail! You want to celebrate but you're too emotionally drained from the expedition!
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Ever seen a department store during a sale? It's like they rang the dinner bell in a piranha tank! People lose their minds over those red tags. You could put a "sale" sign on a rock, and someone would buy it just because it's discounted! It's a psychological trap. You think you're saving money, but by the time you leave, you've spent your retirement fund on things you didn't even need. But hey, at least I got ten spatulas for the price of a kidney, right?
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Why is it that department stores have this magical Bermuda Triangle specifically for socks? You buy a whole pack, take 'em home, wash 'em, and suddenly, they've vanished into thin air! Seriously, where do they go? There's a conspiracy theory that somewhere in the store, there's a secret portal that sucks in socks. You walk in wearing two, leave with only one. It's like a rite of passage for socks, a one-way ticket to the great beyond!
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