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The Overenthusiastic Shopper
Trying to buy everything in sight
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I asked the cashier if they had a loyalty program. They said, "Sir, that's not a loyalty program, that's an intervention.
The Department Store Employee
Dealing with bizarre customer requests
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A guy approached me and asked, "Where's the escalator to success?" I pointed him to the career section, but deep down, I knew the real escalator to success was labeled "hard work," not "floor 2.
The Bargain Hunter
Hunting for deals like it's a survival instinct
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My friend asked me why I always shop at the discount store. I said, "Because I like my coffee like I like my clothes – half-priced and in bulk.
The Confused Husband
Navigating the department store with zero sense of direction
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I asked a sales associate for help finding the men's clothing section. She said, "Just follow the signs." I did, and now I'm sitting in the gardening section wondering why there are so many mannequins wearing sun hats.
The Lost Child
Getting separated from parents and turning the store into a personal playground
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The intercom announcement said, "Would the parents of a lost child please come to the customer service desk?" I was the lost child. They found me in the toy section, arguing with a stuffed dinosaur about the meaning of life.
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