8 Jokes For Deer With No Eyes

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Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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Why are deer with no eyes bad at hide and seek? They always seem to miss the point!
What did the deer with no eyes say when it bumped into a tree? 'Oh, I didn't see you there!
I tried to teach a deer with no eyes to dance. It was a real 'hoof'-sighted effort!
Why did the deer with no eyes apply for a job? Because it needed a new perspective!
What did the blind deer say to its friend? 'I didn't see that coming!
Why did the deer with no eyes start a band? Because it had a great sense of fawn rhythm!
Why don't deer with no eyes make good witnesses? They can't describe what they doe-saw!
What do you call a deer with no eyes that likes to play pranks? A real 'joke-ster'!

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