5 Jokes For Deer With No Eyes

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Updated on: Feb 27 2025

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The Job Interview Deer

Pursuing a career without the ability to see
The interviewer asked, "Any vision for the future?" The deer replied, "No, but I have great hindsight.

The Deer Chef

Cooking without eyesight
The deer's cooking show is called "Blind Taste Test," where it challenges the audience to identify the mystery dish it just prepared.

The Blind Date Deer

Navigating the dating scene without eyesight
This deer's pickup line: "Are you a headlight? Because I can't take my eyes off you. Well, actually, I can't take my eyes off anything.

The Fashionista Deer

Staying stylish without the ability to see
The deer's favorite outfit is camouflage. It heard it's in style, but it has no idea why.

The Stand-Up Comedy Deer

Telling jokes to an audience without eyes
The deer tried observational comedy but realized it couldn't observe anything, so now it does "blind date" material.

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