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Why did the deer with no eyes become a poet? It wanted to create 'deer' visions with words!
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Why are deer with no eyes excellent navigators? They always follow their nose!
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What's a deer with no eyes' favorite type of music? Anything you can't see-saw to!
Bambi's Got Talent
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So, I saw this deer with no eyes, and I thought, Wow, Bambi's really taking his acting career to the next level! I mean, who needs eyes when you're already a Disney star? He's probably rehearsing for the next big role—Daredevil Deer.
The Deer Philosopher
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I saw a deer with no eyes, and it got me thinking—maybe it's the next great philosopher. You know, contemplating the meaning of life with statements like, If a tree falls in the forest and no one's around to see it, am I that tree?
The Deer Fashionista
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I spotted a deer with no eyes, and I couldn't help but think it's just practicing social distancing from the fashion trends. I mean, who needs eyes when you're already a trendsetter? Next thing you know, the fashion magazines will be all about antler couture!
Blind Date with a Deer
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You know, I recently saw a deer with no eyes. I thought, That's just like my dating life—a blind date with a deer. At least the deer won't judge me for ordering too much at dinner, and we can both enjoy the headlights together!
Deer-ly Beloved
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Came across a deer without eyes, and I thought, That's a love story waiting to happen. It's like a romantic comedy—you know, 'Deer-ly Beloved.' I can already see the tagline: Love is blind, especially when you're a deer!
The Deer Psychic
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So, there's this deer with no eyes, and I'm convinced it's a psychic. I mean, predicting the future without eyes? I struggle to predict what I'll have for breakfast tomorrow, and this deer is out there reading palms—or should I say hooves?
Deer in the Headlights... Literally
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Saw a deer with no eyes and realized it's the epitome of calmness during a crisis. It's like, Oh, deer in the headlights? Been there, done that, couldn't see a thing! Talk about staying cool under pressure.
The Deer Ghost Whisperer
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Came across a deer without eyes and immediately thought of a new TV show—'The Deer Ghost Whisperer.' Move over, Jennifer Love Hewitt! This deer's helping lost souls find their way, all while navigating the afterlife without eyes. It's a real eye-opener... or, well, not!
The Deer DJ
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Spotted a deer with no eyes and thought, That's the ultimate DJ move—mixing beats without even looking! Move over, DJ Deer in the house. Who needs vision when you've got a killer sense of sound?
Optometrist for Deer
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I stumbled upon a deer without eyes, and it hit me: there's a new job opportunity—Deer Optometrist. Just imagine the conversation: Better one or two? Can you read the chart? No? Well, neither can I, but you're not getting your driver's license anytime soon, buddy!
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