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My death certificate had a spelling mistake. They spelled 'funeral' as 'fun-ereal.' Well, at least it's a party!
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Why did the skeleton apply for a copy of his death certificate? He needed it for his bone-a-fide collection!
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I got a discount on my death certificate because I brought my own coffin. Talk about a 'dead' giveaway!
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My death certificate said, 'Cause of death: laughed to death.' Well, at least I went out with a bang!
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Why did the ghost refuse to sign his death certificate? He wanted to keep his signature afterlife!
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Why did the death certificate apply for a job? It wanted to get a deathly good career!
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I told the funeral director I wanted to be cremated with my jokes. Now I’m going to be 'ashes' the occasion!
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I asked the undertaker if he could bury me with my jokes. He said, 'Sure, but they'll be in a 'grave' situation!
The Mortal Marathon
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I had to run around more government offices than I did in my entire life just to get a death certificate. It's like a scavenger hunt, but instead of a prize at the end, you get a piece of paper confirming your loved one's check-out from Hotel Earth.
The Misadventures of the Death Certificate
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You ever notice how getting a death certificate is like trying to win a participation award? They make you jump through so many bureaucratic hoops; I half expected a ribbon saying, Congratulations, your loved one has successfully exited the game of life!
The Ultimate Passport Stamp
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They say traveling broadens your horizons, but I never knew death could expand your paperwork collection. The death certificate is like the ultimate passport stamp – one-way ticket, no return flight, and plenty of red tape.
When Death Gets Official
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I had to fill out so many forms for the death certificate; I started wondering if I accidentally applied for a job at the underworld. Imagine my surprise when they sent me a rejection letter instead of a certificate.
Death Certificate Drama
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I recently had to deal with a death certificate, and I swear, it's like applying for a PhD in paperwork. I was expecting a diploma at the end, not a piece of paper confirming my relative's permanent vacation from existence.
Death by Paper Cuts
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Getting a death certificate is like playing a morbid game of Monopoly. Instead of passing Go and collecting $200, you pass the funeral home and collect a stack of paperwork that's thicker than a tombstone.
Dying for a Signature
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I thought the scariest part of death was the unknown, but then I had to chase down doctors and officials for signatures on a death certificate. Forget zombies; doctors with pens are the real nightmares.
Death Certificate, the VIP Pass to Grief
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Getting a death certificate is like getting a VIP pass to the grief club. It's exclusive, it's somber, and you can bet there's a bouncer at the entrance checking if your sorrow is on the list.
The Death Certificate Shuffle
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Getting a death certificate is like doing the bureaucratic cha-cha. One step forward, two forms back. I felt like I needed a dance partner who specializes in the foxtrot of funeral paperwork.
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