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The irony of a death certificate is that it's the one piece of paperwork where accuracy matters the most, but you're not around to contest any mistakes. Hope they got the spelling right!
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Isn't it ironic how a death certificate is the only document you'll never get to sign? It's like the universe's final "terms and conditions" that you don't have to agree to.
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You know, getting a death certificate is probably the only time in life when being certified is not really a cause for celebration. "Congratulations, you're officially deceased!" Not the achievement I was aiming for, but thanks?
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Getting a death certificate is like the world's most morbid diploma. It's like, "Congratulations, you've successfully completed existence. Here's your certificate. Now, don't lose it!
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The death certificate is that one piece of paper that literally defines the phrase "end of story." It's like the ultimate "The End" to your life's book.
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A death certificate is the ultimate proof that you've finally reached the end of the line. It's like the GPS of life saying, "You have reached your final destination.
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You know you've made it in life when the only document with your name on it is a death certificate. Talk about leaving a lasting impression—literally.
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Have you ever noticed how a death certificate is like the ultimate mic drop in life? It's the final paperwork where even your doctor says, "Yep, that's a wrap folks!
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You realize you've hit the pinnacle of paperwork when the only thing you're waiting for in the mail is a death certificate. It's not an RSVP, but it's the final confirmation.
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