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Death's Diary
Keeping track of souls and paperwork
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We had an issue with a soul getting lost in transit. Turns out, Death misplaced the GPS coordinates. I had to call customer service in the afterlife and explain, "Yes, I'd like to report a soul missing. No, it's not an urgent matter.
Grim Reaper's Giggles
Trying to lighten the mood while reaping souls
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I attempted to organize a Soul Olympics, but the logistics were a nightmare. Ghosts can't lift weights, and spectral sprinting just looks like floating. The only event that worked was synchronized haunting.
Angelic Anecdotes
Dealing with quirky requests from departed souls
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Someone wanted to know if they could get Wi-Fi in heaven. I told them, "We have something better than Wi-Fi; it's called 'Eternet.' The connection is so heavenly that you can stream Netflix without any buffering.
Ghost's Grouse
Frustrations of being a ghost
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Ghost Tinder is a nightmare. I matched with another ghost, and when we went on a date, we realized we couldn't even hold hands. It was like trying to high-five a cloud.
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