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I tried to communicate with a group of deaf people. It was a sign of the times!
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How do you spot a deaf ninja? Don't worry, they'll never hear you coming!
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What’s a deaf person's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat they can feel!
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What do you call a deaf gardener? Anything you like, they can't hear you anyway!
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My deaf neighbor knocked on my door today. I guess he wanted to hear the news!
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What's a deaf person's favorite subject in school? History – they never hear it coming!
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Why are deaf people great at solving puzzles? They're always listening with their eyes!
Noisy Silence
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Deaf people often have a heightened sense of touch, right? So, imagine their horror when they finally discover the existence of a vuvuzela. It's like handing someone with supersonic hearing a bag of firecrackers – a deafening discovery, to say the least!
Quiet Riot
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You know, I admire how the deaf community stays calm and collected in situations where hearing people lose their minds. Imagine a silent disco – for them, it’s just a regular disco. No awkwardly pretending to know the words; it’s all about the vibes!
Musical Misinterpretations
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I’ve got a friend who’s deaf, and they told me about this one time they tried to enjoy a concert. Turns out, they thought the bass was the sound of a giant cat purring. Imagine their confusion when everyone around was grooving, and they were just searching for the enormous feline!
The Deaf Comedy Show
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I went to a comedy show specifically designed for the deaf community. It was hilarious! Not because I could understand the jokes, but because the interpreter was giving it all with the expressions. The whole room was laughing, and I was just there, laughing because everyone else was laughing!
Alarm Clocks & Technology
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Deaf people have these alarm clocks that shake the bed to wake them up. Now, I don’t know about you, but waking up to a mini earthquake every morning sounds terrifying! Forget about hitting snooze; you’ll end up hitting the ceiling!
Sign Language Secrets
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I tried learning sign language, you know, to impress my friends. But I found out something interesting – it’s a double-edged sword. You can communicate across the room without making a sound, but now your secrets aren’t safe anymore! Your friend’s secret crush? Yeah, it's out in the open when you accidentally sign it to the whole room!
Misheard Conversations
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You ever try to have a conversation with a deaf person who's reading lips and just nodding along? It’s like a game of misheard lyrics, except instead of song lyrics, it’s your whole conversation! Suddenly you’re not talking about groceries, you’re apparently planning a skydiving trip next Tuesday!
Whispering Loudly
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You know what’s funny? When someone talks to a deaf person and they suddenly start whispering as if it's some sort of secret language. Newsflash: they can't hear you! Might as well talk in Morse code or interpretive dance; it’d be just as effective.
Hearing Problems
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You know, I was at a rock concert the other day, and I noticed something quite ironic. There was a sign language interpreter going all out, signing every lyric for the deaf people in the audience. But here’s the kicker: she was right in front of the speakers! I mean, if the music didn’t make them deaf, her signing definitely did.
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