5 Jokes About Deaf People

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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Misheard Conversations

Communication mishaps due to misheard phrases
My boss said, "We're in the red this quarter." I thought he said, "We're in dread this quarter," and boy, did that make the office meetings tense. Turns out, it was just about finances.

Technology Troubles

Navigating modern tech without sound
My alarm clock vibrates to wake me up. But the other day, I accidentally set it to "random song" mode. I woke up to my vibrating alarm blasting "Eye of the Tiger." I was ready to fight the day!

Everyday Experiences

Everyday challenges and humorous situations
Elevators are silent battlegrounds. You try not to make eye contact, and then someone waves at you from outside as the doors close. It's like a silent movie with awkwardness as the main character.

Movies and TV

Watching entertainment without full sound comprehension
The captions on TV once said, "Tense music intensifies." Great, now I can feel the tension in silence. I swear, I could practically hear the quiet suspense.

Social Situations

Navigating social settings with hearing impairments
Someone complimented my shoes, and I misheard it as, "You've got some great moves." So, I started dancing. Turns out, they were just admiring my footwear, not my funky dance skills.

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