8 Jokes About Deaf People

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Updated on: Jun 11 2024

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What do you call a deaf dog? Anything you like – he can't hear you anyway!
My deaf friend told me he’s been learning to lip-read. I think he’s making great strides!
Why did the deaf man bring a pencil to his job interview? In case he needed to take notes in sign language!
Why did the deaf man go to the bar? He wanted to read the lips!
I asked my deaf friend how he's doing in sign language. He replied, 'Can't you hear me? I’m doing just fine!'
Did you hear about the deaf carpenter? He made a cabinet with his hands!
Why did the deaf man become a chef? He liked to read the recipes with his hands!
My friend asked me how to say 'love' in sign language. I said, 'You don’t say it, you show it!'

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