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Witty Jokes

Updated on: May 17 2025

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I asked my database for a dad joke, and it responded with 'SELECT * FROM dad_jokes WHERE category = 'punny' LIMIT 1;
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads. Guess I should've said 'pause' instead of 'break'!
I asked my database for relationship advice. It said, 'Just keep it indexed!
I asked my database if it was feeling okay. It said, 'I'm just a bit normalized.
My database told me a joke, but I couldn't understand it. It was encrypted humor!

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