7 Jokes For Database

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Updated on: May 17 2025

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What's a database's favorite dance? The shuffle!
Why did the database administrator go to the doctor? Too many foreign keys causing heartaches!
Why do databases make great detectives? They're excellent at finding missing keys!
Why was the database cold? It left its Windows open!
Why did the data go to therapy? It had too many issues and couldn't find a key relationship!
What's a database's favorite holiday? Labor Day – it loves a good query!
Why did the database developer go broke? Too many joins, not enough keys!

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