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The Overworked Database Administrator
When your database is more demanding than a high-maintenance partner.
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Dating tip for DBAs: If you can handle the drama of a database going down unexpectedly, you can handle any relationship.
The Paranoid Data Security Expert
When you trust your database as much as you trust a cat with a glass of water on the edge of a table.
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My database security is so tight; even I sometimes forget where I hid the keys. If only relationships were that easy to lock down.
The Lazy Query Optimizer
When you'd rather take a nap than optimize another database query.
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If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I'd be the gold medalist. I've got queries to optimize, but I also have this really comfortable couch calling my name.
The Romantic Data Analyst
Balancing love life with analyzing love data.
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My date asked me what I do for a living, and I said, "I'm a data analyst. I predict breakups before they even happen. Wanna test my accuracy?
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