7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For dane

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Why did the Dane go to school? To get a little 'paws'itive education!

Why did the Dane sit in the shade? It didn't want to become a hot dog!

Why did the Dane wear sunglasses? It didn't want to be recognized... it was 'incog-neato'!

Why don't Danes play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding those tails!

What do you call a Dane who loves to garden? A 'bark'-tender of flowers!

Why did the Dane bring a red marker to the party? It wanted to 'paws' for autographs!

Why don't Danes make good lawyers? They always end up in a 'ruff' case!

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