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What do you call a dad who's also a magician on his birthday? A 'wiz-dad'!
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Why was the dad's birthday party like a calendar? Because it was full of 'dad'-dates!
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Why was the dad's birthday cake so healthy? Because it's a 'balanced' diet with candles on top!
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What do you call a dad who's also an artist on his birthday? A 'masterpiece'!
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Why did the dad get a trophy for his birthday? Because he's a 'world's greatest dad' material!
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What do you call a dad who's also a gardener on his birthday? 'Rosemary-fied'!
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Why did the dad bring a ladder to his birthday party? He wanted to raise the bar!
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You know, my dad takes his birthday so seriously that when he blew out the candles on his cake, he made a wish for a lower golf handicap. Apparently, he thinks the universe operates on a points system.
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My dad's birthday is like a national holiday at our house. I asked him what he wanted this year, and he said, Just a little peace and quiet. So, I unplugged the phone, turned off the TV, and sent the neighbors on a vacation.
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On my dad's birthday, he insists on paying for everything. I took him out to dinner, and when the bill came, he snatched it like he was catching a fly. I said, Dad, it's your birthday! He replied, And it's my wallet!
Dad on his birthday
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My dad is convinced that birthdays are just a conspiracy by the greeting card industry. Last year, I gave him a homemade card, and he said, Where's the holographic dancing bear? This looks like it was made with love!
Dad on his birthday
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My dad loves telling dad jokes, especially on his birthday. I got him a World's Best Dad mug, and he said, Well, it's about time they acknowledged it. I've been practicing those dad jokes for years!
Dad on his birthday
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For my dad's birthday, I decided to throw him a surprise party. The only problem is, he's so good at finding things out that the surprise was ruined before I even sent the invitations. He said, I knew about this weeks ago. I just wanted to see if you'd actually plan something.
Dad on his birthday
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My dad is at that age where he forgets things, especially on his birthday. I got him a cake, and he looked at it and said, Is this for me? I replied, No, dad, it's for the neighbor. He just really likes candles.
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My dad is convinced that he's aging like fine wine. I told him, Dad, you're not aging like fine wine; you're aging like a perfectly crafted dad joke – gets a laugh every time, but we groan on the inside.
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I tried to surprise my dad with a unique birthday gift this year. I hired a mariachi band to follow him around for the day. Let me tell you, nothing says Happy Birthday like the sound of trumpets during a business meeting.
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