5 Dad On His Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 25 2025

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Dad's Birthday Card

Deciphering the vague and confusing messages in birthday cards.
The birthday card I got for my dad had a picture of a cat dangling from a tree branch. It said, "Hang in there, Dad!" Now he's convinced I think he's the family daredevil.

Dad's Birthday Wish

Coming up with a birthday wish that's both meaningful and realistic.
My dad's birthday wish was for more hair. So, I got him a wig. He put it on, looked in the mirror, and said, "I wished for hair, not Cousin Itt from The Addams Family!

Dad's Surprise Birthday Party

Trying to act surprised when he already knew about the party.
You know your dad's not surprised when he walks in, and his first words are, "Is this my surprise party, or did someone just raid my sock drawer again?

Dad's Technological Birthday

Struggling to understand and use the high-tech birthday gifts.
I gave my dad a smartwatch for his birthday, and now he's convinced he's in constant communication with secret agents. Yesterday, he asked me if I wanted to join his "smartwatch spy network." I declined; I've seen enough spy movies to know that's how you end up in trouble.

Dad's Birthday Cake

Dealing with the absurdity of the birthday cake.
I asked the bakery to write, "Happy Birthday, Dad" on the cake. They wrote, "Happy Birthday, Dan." Close enough, right? Now my dad's wondering if he has a secret life as a guy named Dan.

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