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Meet Barry, a would-be burglar with aspirations as low as his IQ. One night, in an attempt to break into a fancy mansion, he mistook the doggy door for the main entrance, thinking he found the perfect hidey-hole. Unbeknownst to him, the family cat, Mr. Whiskers, decided to make this his late-night play area. Picture this dimwit thief, stuck halfway through the door, swatting at a rather unimpressed cat. As Barry struggled to free himself, the cat, now irked beyond measure, unleashed a series of ninja-like claw attacks. The commotion reached the ears of the homeowners, who found Barry hanging upside down, clad in a mask, defeated not by security systems but a furious feline. When asked why he chose the cat door, Barry deadpanned, "I heard it was the purr-fect entry point."
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In a city square renowned for its street performers, a mime named Marcel decided to test his skills at pickpocketing. Dressed in classic black and white, he expertly weaved through the crowd, lifting wallets with sleight-of-hand finesse. Unbeknownst to Marcel, a rival mime named Pierre was doing the same. The two mimes, unknowingly stealing from each other, engaged in an unintentional dance of pickpocketing one-upmanship. Eventually, they found themselves in a mimed stand-off, each holding the other's stolen loot. The crowd erupted in laughter as the mimes realized the absurdity of their silent heist. Marcel, breaking character, quipped, "Well, this is awkward. Let's call it a draw – silently."
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In the bustling city center, notorious pickpocket Percy spotted his golden opportunity — a distracted businessman with a bulging wallet. As Percy dipped his hand into the businessman's pocket, he realized he'd underestimated the man's enthusiasm for purchasing the latest gadgets. What Percy mistook for a wallet turned out to be a portable mini-fan, complete with USB charging. Panicking, Percy tried to slip the fan back into the pocket, but the businessman, feeling a draft, turned around. In a swift exchange, Percy handed the businessman his own wallet, apologizing, "Sorry, mate, your wallet seemed cooler." The bewildered businessman, now the unwitting recipient of Percy's ill-gotten gains, couldn't decide whether to thank the pickpocket or report him to the fashion police.
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Notorious art thief Reggie prided himself on his swift getaways. One evening, after snagging a priceless painting, he hatched a plan to escape on roller skates. Picture this: Reggie, decked out in black, gliding through the museum like a graceful swan – until he collided with a janitor's mop bucket. Cue a slapstick spectacle as Reggie careened into a display of abstract sculptures, leaving a trail of chaos and modern art destruction. Responding to the ruckus, security guards arrived only to find Reggie entangled in a modern art masterpiece, looking like a roller-skating surrealist. As they apprehended him, Reggie sighed, "I guess this is the wheel deal breaker."
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