7 Jokes For Crib

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Updated on: Dec 29 2024

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I bought a crib for my baby, but it keeps crying. I think it's got separation anxiety from the mattress!
My sister's baby keeps escaping from the crib. I guess you could say she's a little 'crib-breaker'!
I made a crib out of recycled materials. I guess you could call it a 're-cradle'!
My dad told me he slept in a crib when he was a baby. I guess you could say he was born with a bed habit!
I tried to make a crib out of spaghetti, but it was pasta-furniture!
My friend asked me to help assemble his crib. I nailed it!
I accidentally ordered a crib twice. Now I have a double bassinet!

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