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You know, cribs are a parent's way of saying, "We love you so much, we're going to put bars around your bed to make sure you don't escape.
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Parents buy these cribs with all these safety features, but let's be real, babies are like tiny Houdinis. They'll figure out how to escape.
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Cribs are like mini prison cells, but instead of inmates trying to break out, it's parents trying to keep the inmates in.
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Cribs are like a safe zone for parents. They put the baby in there, and suddenly the whole house becomes a hazard zone except for that one square.
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Have you ever noticed how cribs are basically baby cages? It's like parents are saying, "Here's your room, but you're not going anywhere.
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Cribs are like baby fortresses. They've got high walls, a gate, and sometimes even a mobile to keep the occupants entertained during the siege.
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Cribs are the ultimate baby containment unit. It's like they're saying, "You can roam free... within these four walls.
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Cribs are the only place where climbing is both encouraged and discouraged at the same time. "Go ahead, little one, explore! But not over the edge!
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Cribs are like starter homes for babies. You've got your bed, your toys, your snacks... it's like a tiny Airbnb for the little ones.
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