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Joke Types
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I tried to tell my baby a joke about a crib, but it went over her head – just like her mobile!
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I tried to tell my baby a joke, but it didn't land well. I guess it's not her crib of humor!
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Did you hear about the crib that became a musician? It was good at rocking!
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My crib-building skills are improving. I can now assemble one without any 'crib notes'!
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Why did the baby refuse to sleep in the crib? Because it had too many 'rest' objections!
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What did the crib say to the restless baby? 'You need to crib-ulate before you gyrate!'
Crib Assembly Woes
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Assembling a crib should come with a warning label: May cause marital disputes. It's like a test of a relationship. If you survive putting together that maze of wooden pieces without a meltdown, you can survive anything together!
Crib vs. Adult Bed
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Ever notice how much easier it is to escape from a crib than it is from an adult-sized bed on a Monday morning? I swear, it's like the crib has a secret escape hatch, but adulthood just slaps you with responsibilities!
Crib Confusion
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You know you're getting old when you start browsing for cribs online, and suddenly, instead of trendy furniture, you're bombarded with ads for baby supplies! I just wanted a cozy bed, not a crash course in parenting!
Crib Logic
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Why do babies fight naptime so fiercely when they're eventually going to grow up and spend thousands trying to recapture that just five more minutes feeling they had in their crib?
Crib Escape Plan
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You know you're a true escape artist when you can free yourself from a crib with only a diaper, a stuffed animal, and an unwavering determination to avoid naptime. Mission impossible? More like mission 'unswaddle'!
Crib Dreams
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I envy babies. They can sleep in a crib without worrying about work, deadlines, or the fact that their phone is probably blowing up with texts from their boss. Must be nice to be blissfully unaware of adulting!
Crib Time Machine
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Babies have it all figured out. They spend their days in a crib, pooping, eating, and napping – it's like they've discovered the ultimate time machine that takes you back to the best parts of being an adult but without the responsibilities!
Crib Styling Advice
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I'm convinced that babies are the ultimate interior designers. Just look at how they effortlessly coordinate their cribs with their throw-up stains – it's like a modern art masterpiece!
Crib Memories
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Remember when your crib felt like a fortress, and every stuffed animal was a loyal guard protecting you from the monsters under the bed? Now, as an adult, I'm just hoping my bank account guards me from bills!
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