5 Jokes About Crazy Ex Girlfriends

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Updated on: Dec 31 2024

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The Drama Queen Ex

Navigating the over-the-top drama of a crazy ex who turns every disagreement into a Shakespearean tragedy.
I asked my ex why everything had to be so dramatic. She said, "Life's a stage, and we're all actors." Well, if that's the case, I want a script with fewer plot twists and more rom-com moments.

The GPS Ex

Navigating the crazy twists and turns of a relationship with an ex who always knows your whereabouts.
I asked my ex why she keeps tabs on me. She said it's just in case I get lost. Newsflash, I'm not lost; I'm just trying to find a relationship that doesn't have a constant detour through Crazytown.

The Social Media Stalker Ex

Coping with a crazy ex who's an expert in online stalking and passive-aggressive commenting.
My ex claims she's over me, but her Instagram activity says otherwise. It's like she's the Sherlock Holmes of Heartbreak, analyzing every photo for hidden meanings. "Is that a smile or just gas?

The Forgetful Ex

Dealing with a crazy ex who conveniently forgets their own crazy moments.
Forgetfulness must be contagious because now I'm forgetting why I dated her in the first place. Ah, right, because I enjoy living on the edge... of insanity.

The Psychic Ex

Dealing with a crazy ex who claims to have psychic abilities, especially when it comes to predicting your future relationships.
I broke up with my ex, and she said, "I saw this coming." Well, if you're such a great psychic, how come you didn't see the breakup before we got together? Oh, right, because that would've been too convenient.

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